Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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