Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
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