Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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