she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
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In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
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MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
i need some magic done to my vagina
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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