I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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