soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
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I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
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I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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