I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
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I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
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My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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