you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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