hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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