yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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