I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize
