The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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