Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
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