I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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