The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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