Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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