we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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