She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Enjoy the penises
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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