It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
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it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
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You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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