fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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