just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Naked. naked and bneed help.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Couch. On fire.
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