Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
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I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
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drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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