one two three fourrrrnication!
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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