Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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