I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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