Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
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I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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