I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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