imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
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I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
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