So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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