I am in a vortex of obligation.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
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Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
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Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
What changed your mind?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go