He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
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He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
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I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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