is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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