don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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