I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
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i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
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I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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