How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
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