That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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