i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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