How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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