That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
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Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
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Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
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