The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
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I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
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That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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