dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize