What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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