He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Randomize