Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
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i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
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I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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