Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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