I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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