using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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