He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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