I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
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I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
We were destined to go to rehab together
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this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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