Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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