When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
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I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
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i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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