she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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