so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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