he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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